Stets gets arrested for space arson/Transcript

Greg: Believe in

Stets: Stets

Unknown: Brerb. Like a Dikekike video

Stets: *gasp*

Stets: Where is everybody?

Stets: Gotta find 'em, gotta find 'em, gotta find-

Stets: Whooaaa

Boobie: Great! This is just great!

Boobie: This is just fucking perfect!

Boobie: This is gay.

Boobie: No no no no wait!

Boobie: It's... okay?

Boobie: *gasp*

Boobie: Fire!

Stets: Lapis, I can get you out!

Lapis: Stop!

Stets: Okay!

Boobie: I don't have time for this shit!

Stets: Meme!

Stets: *gasp*

Peridot: We can't weave yet!

Peridot: The whole point of coming here was to leave.

Ass: Get back to the bridge, and stop singing!

Amethyst: Uh

Stets: Hey.

Stets: I like your song.

Stets: Are you Amethyst?

Amethyst: Of course.

Amethyst: Thank you, Stets.

Stets: You're Garnet.

Boobie: Fire!

Boobie: *gay gasp*

Amethyst: Booby!

CRUNCH: *CRUNCH*

Boobie: Did they hurt you?

Amethyst: No no, I'm o--

Boobie: Who cares?

Amethyst: I don't have time for this.

Gay: Hahaha!

Gay: Stets! Thank you.

Stets: You're a fusion?

Gay: Oh I'm Steven.

Ass: Where is she?

Gay: It's ass.

Gay: Stets, find the others.

Stets: But I don't know where they are!

Gay: It's okay, Stets. There's no time!

Ass: Oh,reg.

Ass: Cheep cheep

Ass: Quit singing!

Gay: Hm hm hm hm hm hm...

Gay: no

Gay: This is Jasper

Gay: Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able~

Gay: Shit

Gay: I think you're able.

Peridot: Touch that! You clods know what you're doing!

Amethyst: You got this, purple!

Pearl: Shit.

Pearl: *Operatic Singing*

Gay: This is who we are~

Jasper (in background): Stop singing!

Gay: This is ham.

(NOT FINISHED)