Stets trips on a swordfish

"Stets trips on a swordfish" is the second episode of Stets Uninu.

Plot
The episode opens with Stets and Connie tuning their instruments before performing Share This Jam With Me together. Stets then cheerfully warns Connie not to fart before attempting to tuck into aforementioned jam, however, before he can, the pair are besieged by bastard seagulls. Connie defends the two of them, shouting after the seagulls to tell their leaders that Stets and Connie are afraid. Stets thanks Connie for saving his ass, even though it is still unsafe.

Later, Pearl explains the basics of gay sex, presumably so that Connie and Stets can learn to defend themselves from the bastards. She summons Hologram Pearl, who immediately stabs regular Pearl in the back. Pearl then explains that Hologram Pearl will be Connie's opponent today, and Hologram Pearl states that she is in beginner mode, and then asks Connie if she wishes to engage in gay sex. Connie enthusiastically replies yes (but in the edited reupload, Pearl projects a hologram of Rose. The hologram asks Pearl if she wishes to engage in gay sex. Pearl replies with "Yes?").

We're then treated to a short training montage of Pearl teaching Connie the basics of gay sex, as Pearl (and then Connie) sing Do Him (or Do It in the edited reupload). After this, Stets is seen reading a book entitled "How to Talk to People", which encourages him to think of what he wants to say and then shit. Connie then enters, with Pearl explaining that she'd made great strides and that she was going to be an Ass. Stets sighs as the two of them leave.

Gay and Amethyst arrive shortly after, laughing together. Amethyst greets Stets before angrily asking why he looks so sad. After noticing the uncomfortable expression on Stet's face, she more calmly asking if he was okay. Stets pushes past both Gay and Amethyst, declaring that he has to fart. Unfortunately, he seems to interrupt the training session, as Pearl tearfully asks why Rose refuses to do her. Pearl then defeatedly drops her weapon, and states that they'd done enough training for the day. Stets and Connie look on as Pearl mournfully stares out into the sky.

Trivia

 * The original version of this episode is the first episode that got taken down on YouTube.
 * The reason of this is that version contained some jokes that Tori consider to have been made in poor taste.
 * The original version is still available on the Stets Uninu Tumblr blog since June 21, 2015.
 * Tori might forgot to delete it.