We Are the Crystal Gesh

We Are The Crystal Gesh is the theme song of the series Stets Uninu.

Lyrics
The Lyrics to We Are The Crystal Gesh seems to change every episode.

Theme song of Grerg joins the marching band: Weew... Are the Crystal Gesh! We'll always save the day! And if you think we can't, we'll always save the day! That's why the people of this world believe in Gay aMETHYST and Pearrlrrrrlrlrl and Steven!

Of Stets gets arrested for space arson: Believe in Stets

Of Stets fights Colin Firth on TV: That's why the people of this world, believe in- (layered on) I'm eating a cannoli today, and it's great! And I'm about to kill my son-

Of Stets goes moon hunting: We AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH And Steven!

Of Stets Goes Birdwatching: Amethyst is purple

Of Stets trips on a swordfish: Garnet, Garnet and Garnet and Steven! (x4)

Of Stets Goes to Space Jail: I will fight for memes I will fuck Rose Quartz I will fight Iron Maiden I will fight everybody Easy E's against us This won't be easy but we're not gonna do it